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fo' real?

heaven on earth; incredible; almost impossible to believe; Amsterdam
Hey Trey-
Did you hear the Dutch will be placing a ban on cigarette smoking in July 2008? It's the "No smoking allowed, unless it's marijuana" law.
Trey - fo' real?
by krischicki June 30, 2008
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Un-fucking-real

When something unexpected happens, or when some thing is to good to be true
Jeff: I crashed my car, like its destroyed
Lisa: Un-fucking-real? are you serious?
Jeff: Hells ya
by Justine_Hawley February 5, 2009
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reality shift

n. 1. the manifestation of objects appearing, disappearing, transforming and transporting. 2. changes in the way we experience time. 3. any sudden, abrupt alteration of physical reality with no apparent physical cause. 4. the source of synchronicity.
John discovered that his keys had experienced a reality shift. He found them right where he'd looked to begin with when he noticed they were missing -- in the very spot where he knew for sure they hadn't been, just a moment before.
by Cynthia Sue Larson September 5, 2003
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reading the bible

The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad, illegal, or just naughty like sex or drugs.
You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"

You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
by xShannonx July 16, 2008
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Shit is real

A term used to describe a situation where a lot of shit or bad things happen.
"Dude, I just got rejected by this hot girl her, and her friends won't talk to me anymore,"

"Wow man, shit is real!"
by SixSixSheep October 1, 2009
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Real Nigga

The friend that will bring you toilet paper when needed, weed when you want it, and girls/beer to a party
by Webster,Maxiamm March 18, 2016
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Real isopod hours

Real isopod hours is every hour and it is the best hours of the day
Some dude : what time is it

Everyone: it’s real isopod hours
by That one guy 225 February 1, 2018
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