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riding neons

A person with no actual knowledge of cars. Synonym: douchebag
Hey Erik look at that douchebag riding neons!
by Joemamahey December 10, 2008
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Riding the Iditarod

Verb;

Euphemism for having an affair or extramarital affair;

Synonyms: "Hiking the Appalachian Trail"

"Mushing the Iditarod"
They were divorced after she learned he had been "Riding the Iditarod";

Her office explained her absence saying she was out "Mushing the Iditarod"
by WinstonSmith1984 August 1, 2009
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Riding on the roof

A gay person getting oral sex uses the roof of the other guy's mouth for extra stimulation.
Mike: Man, you were fast last night during oral sex.

Steve: I know, riding on the roof is so stimulating I can't control it.

Mike: I like it that way too.
by MGSB August 1, 2012
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Dick-riding

Person 1: Did you see the dick-riding skills on that guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah man, atleast he isn't a rosianso
by That hoe. July 29, 2018
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Grease railing

When a male takes a random shit in a public area and uses the feces as lubrication to achieve a heavenly orgasm thru aggressive masturbation.

There is a train passenger in San Francisco that takes random shits on buses and masturbates with feces.......
grease railing is a tool used to lubricate the rails of light rail trains.
Little to the bus drivers awareness that the lone passenger was going to achieve grease railing at the last stop!
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Red Riding Hood'd

When you're administering "Surprise Love" (aka, struggle snuggle) on your new found love and she pepper sprays you. Use your hands to wipe the liquid off your face, wipe it on your pecker and reinsert. That'll teach her.
I finally was able to meet Mabel in the dark alley down the street, for our first "date". She obviously had other plans and pepper sprayed me while I was balls deep. I knew then, she just wanted to be Red Riding Hood'd.
by SiteOpsGuru January 18, 2019
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riding dirty

Trying to drive your car with an un plugged playsation/x box controller
Chamillionaires passangeer is riding dirty
by RyanFromTheBadLands July 16, 2006
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