H.A.G.Q.

Have a great quarantine

When you’re texting your friends who you haven’t seen in months due to COVID, you sign off with “H.A.G.Q.!”

by Richard303 September 30, 2020

z/a'q]x.s;[,cldpevmfkrobngjtihyu

bored

z/a'qx.s;,cldpevmfkrobngjtihyu is the ultimate form of boredness.

by qweqweqweqweqweqweqweqweqweqwe December 3, 2020

P.D.Q.

Pretty damn quick. More commonly referred to as ASAP (as soon as possible).

"Well, you better get your homework done P.D.Q.."

by SpeedoThreeSixty December 27, 2020

B-B-Q and slob job

the term for giving a blowjob to both a hotdog and a guy at a B-B-Q.

Tyler really loved that B-B-Q and slob job

by Vanish137 January 12, 2021

L.H.O.O.Q.

When these letters are read out in French it sounds like you're saying "elle a chaud au cul", which basically means "she has a hot ass".

Also the name of one of Marcel Duchamp's work, in which he doodled a stache on Mona Lisa.

Bro 1: Yo you see that girl at your 10 o'clock? L.H.O.O.Q. amirite?
Bro 2: Ya yeet.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 11, 2021

Squidward J. Q. Tentacles

Squidward's personality is grumpy, hot-tempered, selfish, nasty, unfriendly, and of course, miserable. In spite of this, he is still one of the most intelligent characters, and out of the ten major characters, he can be categorized as the most educated one, along with Sandy Cheeks (Carolyn Lawrence), Plankton (Douglas Lawrence), and Gary the Snail. He has a sarcastic attitude and sees others as uncivilized morons, while failing to accept his own personal shortcomings. Squidward sees himself as misunderstood and unappreciated, blaming society for his failures.

Random person: hey have you ever heard of the word Squidward J. Q. Tentacles
Random person:no

by the diarrhea king March 4, 2022

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023