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South Pole Elf

An individual that thrives on ruining the excitement and wonder of others.
"Wind and Solar are the future of power!"
"Yeah, idiot, who needs falcons and desert tortoises anyway?"
"Wow...you are definitely a South Pole Elf."
by Kind Cruelty November 20, 2021
mugGet the South Pole Elfmug.

Greasing the Pole

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows anal missionary sex. See also; Painting the Shaft , and Buttered Sausage.
Gay biker Dave enjoys greasing the pole after he’s done butt-fucking ol’ Gare-Bear.
by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025
mugGet the Greasing the Polemug.

pole milk

Janet likes the taste of Justin's pole milk.

Justin delivered a sample of his pole milk to the urologist after his vasectomy.
by ElSpoonage March 31, 2018
mugGet the pole milkmug.

pole walker

a guy or girl who is so obsessed with the way you look, they are constantly checking you out, to the point they could injure themselfs if they arn't paying attention to what they are doing
that guys a total pole walker.
by nifty July 3, 2005
mugGet the pole walkermug.

pole vacuum

a cocksucking whore who will suck cock at any time, for any reason, at any place, for anyone, but especially for elderly people with a credit card and a beamer.
thera is a total pole vacuum.
by use pi, bitch! October 23, 2008
mugGet the pole vacuummug.

built like a utility pole

Extremely lanky, tall and skinny, like a utility pole
That Mfer over there built like a utility pole!
by ichitaraaa January 20, 2022
mugGet the built like a utility polemug.

pole toker

Alex made me so mad, I just looked at him and screamed "your just a big ol pole toker!"
by Ol river turner May 8, 2016
mugGet the pole tokermug.

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