Hairy Pineapple 

The appearance of a man's scrotum through the mesh lining of revealing workout shorts or bathing suit; the mesh lining, or basket, mimics the diagonal pattern of a pineapple and allows the hair to poke out through the holes in the mesh.

When Schneider hoisted his leg up on the weightlfting bench to stretch his hamstring, I totally saw his hairy pineapple. Ewwwghhhk!

Hairy Pineapple by The Dirty Wordsmiths August 18, 2008

Crusty Pineapple 

When you lather your dick in Elmer's glue, roll around in pine needles and then penetrate an old nigress.

Joe: Hey man, I did a crusty pineapple last night.

Bob: Shit.

Crusty Pineapple by Pleasure Man October 30, 2014

Hot Pineapple 

Old men at the beach who walk around covering there their genitalia with a what looks like the smallest form of a speedo while grossing everyone around them out.

Most of the time, Canadians.

Ew! Look over there, what a hot pineapple with the undies!

Hot Pineapple by Punlike May 9, 2010

Midnight Pineapple 

The most amazing crayon color yet to be created...or discovered. It baffles the mind so that it has become a source of endless puzzlement and entertainment for kids in chemistry class.

Zoe: If I could create one crayon color it would be Midnight Pineapple!

Isa: What in the world would that look like?! Juicy yellow for the lucious fruit...

Isaac: ..but it must be black..or blue because of the midnight shadows?!!

All: CANNOT--COMPUTE--

Midnight Pineapple by chizzlefoshizzlenizzledizzle November 17, 2010

real pineapple 

HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.

Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.

real pineapple by codabear659 July 21, 2017

Chinese Pineapple 

The act of ejaculating into partner's eyes, causing a stinging sensation, thus making the victim squint their eyes like an asian.

-HUHhHHGH-
Uh fuck it burns....! Did you really have to give me the Chinese Pineapple?!

Chinese Pineapple by EdgyChicken January 3, 2020

home sweet pineapple 

1. A phrase used by SpongeBob SquarePants when talking about his fruity abode.
2. Episode 5b, Season 1 of SpongeBob SquarePants (TV series).

1. Well, this isn't exactly "home sweet pineapple," but I suppose it could be much worse.

2. Hey, man. Remember Home Sweet Pineapple from SpongeBob? The one where the nematodes drink up his house?

home sweet pineapple by EagleGE September 16, 2020