When you stand over a kneeling girl, facing the same direction, with your balls draped over her eyes such as would be the "viewfinder" on a periscope. Then she grabs the "handle" of the periscope, and aims you toward the intended target. Bonus points if she makes sonar ping noises.
"Last night I couldn't find Josie's butthole in the dark, so Debbie tried her hand at Periscoping, and steered me right on target. Boom! Sunk that battleship!"
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Jeff: My girlfriend tried to get me to watch Downton Abbey last night. I lasted 2 minutes before I fell asleep.
Mike: Oh dude, that's a total period show.
Mike: Oh dude, that's a total period show.
by Jimothy Bob December 10, 2012
Get the period show mug.A bloody horrific mess that descends from the female of the human species once a month, Side effects include extreme bitchiness , violent outbursts , occasional discovery of bloody pads whilst cleaning ones teeth in the morning, an unpleasant fish market smell rising from the females genitals and in extreme cases has led to the male of the species receiving a mouth full of blood during the act of oral sex.
All humans should stay a safe distance from the woman until the period has passed and she returns to her normal level of bitchiness.
All humans should stay a safe distance from the woman until the period has passed and she returns to her normal level of bitchiness.
My girlfriend was on her Period and forgot to tell me one night , I was rather drunk and so failed to notice the smell of a fish market coming from her lower regions. As a result I obtained a blood squirt to the mouth while attempting to perform oral sex on her which in turn caused me to yell at her , starting a chain reaction that resulted in a violent outburst rendering me in hospital for one week. The week following the period incident I returned home and she had returned to her normal health. Now I stay with my parents once a month as a precaution.
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Get the period queef mug.What a girl gets when during the night when she's wearing a pad and gets blood all over her fingers during the night. This is caused because she unconciously touches her vulva/masturbates in her sleep, because her fingers so naturally move down there, and anyways, she's more horny when on her period. So, her fingers are covered in red and the blood gets down below the nails, and she finds this when she wakes up.
Yeah, I get period fingers every night when I'm on my period, unless I wear jeans or something to bed, so I can't easily get down there. When it's just PJs or undies... yep, I get period fingers. Hate that.
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