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My Pain Is Caused By My Pleasures

What you got going on today is the result of the decisions you have made along the way. Bad habits, good habits (good in your eyes, bad in others eye. Depends who you ask.)
My pain is caused by my pleasures.
by galpalvalb February 24, 2013
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Please Flinch

Arnold Schwarzenegger Guest Voice:
(N.) Something you tell to tiny, girly men who donnut hava ze Big Arms cause they are weak, spineless girly men and I das run them over in my Christmas Blockbuster Hit, "JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!"
"Please Flinch, Girly Man."
Do Not Don't Flinch.
by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004
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Please don't hate me

1. Something a person says when drunk because she is doing and saying very stupid things and does not want the people around her to think she is an idiot/insane/etc.

2. What a drunk girl says because she is paranoid that all her friends secretly hate her and #talkshit about her behind her back like some #frenemies she knew back in high school. When intoxicated, she becomes slightly paranoid about everything, including this, and begs all her friends to not hate her.
1) Mina: *falls down*
Young: *catches her*
Mina: "Omg I'm so sorry I'm really drunk right now, please don't hate me."
Young: "Chill out, no one hates you."

2) Mina: "Please don't hate me."
Chris: "I should make a drinking game for every time you say 'please don't hate me.'
Mina: "PLEASE DON'T HATE ME PLEASE STILL BE MY FRIEND"
Chris: "You worry too much."
by LiveXAndXLearn November 23, 2011
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goat pleasure

once i gave her goat pleasure i knew she'd be comin back for more
by derek August 25, 2004
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Trigga Please!

An incredulous comment made by students when the Trigger whips out a brand new slideshow towards what you thought was the end of the lecture. Its usage has also been recorded when the Trigger attempts to demolish anyone with an opinion differing from his, under the veil of education.
-"I am the greatest political genius to grace this earth since Thomas Nast, fear my belly and my ego as they wobble about, knocking inferior opinions and teenagers' self esteem aside"
-"Then why do you teach public high school and community college? Trigga Please!"
by Anonymous Cynic February 10, 2008
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Lexington pleasure

When you're having sexual intercourse in a McDonald's parking lot and you smack your partner with a Big Mac while calling them "Lexington"
Me & Bae were at McDonald's and i gave him a Lexington pleasure
by Bbyfuck12 April 13, 2016
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Point Pleasant is a small town in West Virginia, usually referred to as, "the cousin fucker state". Point Pleasant is the place to go for all the drugs you could think of. If you like country folks, I would suggest to be enrolled in Point Pleasant Junior/Senior High School. It is a living hell hole. We have all the methheads and rednecks right here in good ol' Point Pleasant. Have a nice day.
Point Pleasant, West Virginia is home of the mothman, fun fact.
by nigger lovin redneck August 24, 2019
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