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Plantophile

A teenager named Dibbs who enjoys fucking plants and is attracted to organisms in the taxonomic kingdom Plantae.
That guy is looking at that mangrove weird, I think he may be a plantophile.
by Happy_Duck October 19, 2021
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Pantburster

An erection that cannot be contained.
or
The boss of a FTD's battlefield clan
Sorry guys but that biatch over there is giving me a pantburster and I must find somewhere private to deal with it.

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FFS pants we lost again and it's all your fault.
by Chizelwitz April 27, 2003
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pant stain

the residue left behind from the genital area caused by either urine, jobbies or love juice.
use lots of washing powder when washing your pant stains.
by kazza hunter July 31, 2006
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pantchs

Large ogre like creatures originating out of Italy called minotaurs, decided to integrate with modern society. The time was the early 2000s, and these creatures emerged from years of performing the act of smackerbating. They mingled with common folk, and attempted to learn english. they spoke with part of a lisp, and made 'ts' sound like 'chs'. THerefore the common word of pants became pantchs...

if you dont believe that story...then...

pantchs is PANTS said by the common moron...
One day a tall young man was talking to a pretty girl, and made a comment, "NIce Pantchs". She beat the crap out of him and ran away screaming.
by The Komodo Dragon October 14, 2006
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pantelones

1) a pair of pants.

2) a super cool grocery store run by five girls.

3) the grocery store of the GIRLS IN PANTS (NS, NK, RF, CZ, SH)
N: welcome to mis pantelones! how may we help you?
R: ew.
N: check out thy space wad!
by COOL CATS!!! April 23, 2009
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Eat Pant Day

On May 10th, it is national Eat Pant Day! This day was inspired by Soothouse. On this day, we will patiently eat each others pant as a nation.
Hey, John. It's eat pant day!
Thanks for reminding me Billy!
by Ya Like Plasma? June 4, 2018
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plantationesque

adjective: Descriptor of behaviour that creates the instant vision that you are living on a plantation.
After visiting these local yokels in South Carolina, I do not think I could possibly meet a more plantationesque people.
by The Real Secret Squirrel February 18, 2008
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