Nonce

A person who has sex or attempts to have sex with minors; a paedophile.

You know that Steve Edwards? You must do, he's the Nonce of Staxton.

by Harry Pserkin January 10, 2024

noncestabulary

A NONCESTABULARY is the name given to UK Police Force who have a high number of Paedos or rapists, or just general sex-pests.

It's also used when the particular force turns a blind eye to predominantly Pakistani Grooming Gangs who prey on mainly white working class girls many of which are under-age.

The police force who don't investigate Pakistani Grooming Gangs for fear of being branded racist are nothing more than a Noncestabulary.

by Mike Spilligan January 16, 2024

Nonce

From Wakefield Prison in England, NONCE or; Not On Normal Court Exercise, means a prisoner is not on regular exercise times with other prisoners, due to their offences being of a sexual nature and involving minors. This acronym became a slang insult in the United Kingdom to mean someone who is attracted sexually to minors.

"Hey Geoff, did you see the news?"
"Yeah, Jimmy Saville is a nonce? I could have told you that years ago."

by robson.parker January 28, 2024

Nonce

A nigga that likes kids
Usually 40 years old and jobless

"That boy I was talking to wasn't 15,he looked 40!"
"I knew he was a nonce u nigger"

by anonymous January 28, 2024

nonchalant

mai pe scurt il doare la pula

Darius: Salut ce faci
Darius: aloo
Daniel: E cam nonchalant max asta
Darius: Ce inseamna asta
Daniel: Mai pe scurt il doare la pula

by Pulainpizdamaster February 3, 2024

Nonce

Someone who spends too much time studying and not enough time outdoors

That guy is such a nonce, touch grass!

by gary):&/&/ November 30, 2023

Nonces

People who spends too much time studying and not enough time outside.

Those guys are such nonces, touch some grass!

by gary):&/&/ November 30, 2023