Warwick, New York 

Warwick is a large town in New York. We have cows, apples, bagels, and pizza. That is pretty much it... Oh and we have a lot of people... From preppy school girls and boys to complete tractor - driving- rednecks .

We also have a lot of sports. soccer, skiing, football, lacrosse, basketball... and so many more.

So if you are traveling to Warwick, why not? We have IT ALL

John (From NYC)- What are you doing in Warwick today?
Me- Well today I woke up on my cow and horse farm so I already fed and sang to them! Toady I am going apple picking, then getting a bagel and pizza. Then I am going back to the farm and working there. Later I will go to the drive in with friends!
John- Oh. Fun. I live in New York City.
Me- WELL YOU ARE MISSING OUT! COME TO WARWICK, NEW YORK!!! We have Apple feast

Warwick, New York by KiaKat December 29, 2011

Long Beach, New York

It was a hot August 1966 night in Long Beach, New York. My friend rode over to my house on his shiny black Schwinn bike. It was dark enough now and our generator headlights wizzed. Damn things slowed the bikes down but it was fun to see the orange lights get whiter the faster we rode. Racing to meet my best friend on Magnolia Blvd, the three of us would then ride up to Lindell Blvd and hang out with nothing to do. I was ready to ride down to the boardwalk in the cool Atlantic wind. We thought we saw ghosts at Glinda, the Good Witch rotting, condemned mansion at Laurelton Blvd (Billie Burke’s 1939 estate). We were grinning, 14 year-old flying monkeys. This wasn’t Kansas - Manhattan’s glowing dome lit up the sky 17 miles northwest of us like the Emerald City. There were no girls in our life to be jealous over yet, just witches. We were young, dumb and healthy in America’s Finest City.

Atlantic Ocean, Long Beach, New York, Glinda the Good Witch, Gilligan's Island, flying monkeys

Long Beach, New York by svetlanunobtainable January 2, 2012

upstate new york 

Upstate NY is anything that's not either NYC or Long Island (how the hell do you dumbasses consider Long Island upstate where it's not north of NYC at all)? Places like Poughkeepsie are just Southern Upstate. And you NYC ppl need to stop thinking that you're so great. You're just a bunch of Yankee-loving sons of bitches that believe that there's nothing to life except money, business, and being so damn agressive. And you guys are such punes when it comes to weather. You guys have warm weather, face it. Sure, upstate is all mountain, woods, falls, farms, and small ghetto of cities, but it's much better than being all hustle-bustle and arrogant all the time.

NYC-er: "OMG! It's sooo cold today!!"
Upstate-er: "What's the temperature?"
NYC-er: "It's like 40 degrees!!"
Upstate-er: "And that's cold???"
NYC-er: "Yea it is! It's too cold to drive ferociously like the PMS-like middle-aged bitches that NYC ladies are. I'm freezing!! And you-shut the hell up"

Upstater hits NYCer in the head with a 4x4.

upstate new york by RPIkid June 16, 2005

Grand Island New York

An island suburban community located between Niagara Falls and Buffalo, New York. A boring little burg that can only be accessed by aging, massive old bridges that are under a constant state of repair. Inhabited largely by nigger rich dagos and polacks, white trash and "new money" from Riverside or Tonawanda. It's home to a shabby 1970's Holiday Inn haunted by a little she-bitch ghost and "Fantasy Island", a run down amusement park. There's no mall or theater but lots of apartment complexes and overpriced housing subdivisions (and the "projects" a '50s leftover tract of dumpy duplexes). Largely overrun by out of control spoiled brat kids that can neatly be categorized in three groups: wiggers, jocks or freaks. You can usually find them running amok in the hand me down Lincolns or Cadillacs their parents give them, in search of drugs in Niagara Falls or just wreaking havoc on "The Island".

Billy's dad was promoted to foreman at the Tonawanda Engine Plant. Now Billy's family is gonna leave the Falls and buy a ranch-house on Grand Island New York. Good thing Billy's mom is a meth-head, they'll fit right in!

Grand Island New York by oneforyourmouth December 27, 2010

Cambridge, New York 

A small town, that's full of whores, and bastards. It has only one school, and its biggest attraction is the Dollar General. NO ONE should live there. True story.

"Oh my god, she goes Cambridge Central School? Where is that?"
"Cambridge, New York... She's such a whore."

Cambridge, New York by RP4E October 1, 2012

upstate new york 

Whatever is north of the Capital District (Albany, Rensselaer, Schenectady). Looking at a county map of New York State would verify that.

Whoever said that Long Island was upstate has to be the biggest retard ever. Either that, or he never looked at a map of New York State before in his life.

upstate new york by Omega Death May 8, 2005

Upstate New York Grass

The best grass. No other part of New York has grass like it. Florida grass is gross in comparison.

Sammy: So you know how Florida grass is horrible? Well, upstate New York grass is so amazing I would just lie down on it and orgasm.

Upstate New York Grass by igrind yeet December 15, 2017