T-Money

Badass mofo who gets mad dollars. The only person to jump onto a ladder with nobody laying on it and nobody watching.

T-Money is the craziest mofo alive

by TDirty June 9, 2015

money don't grow on trees

a statement used to tell people that you are not rich. even though the literal meaning is wrong, as money comes from paper, and paper is from trees, the meaning of the statement does have some use, and is always a good statement to live by.

Jane doe: mom, can i have these 100$ jeans?

Jane doe's mom: no honey, money don't grow on trees!

by ratbrainbasher March 25, 2013

pocket money

1. Money that is in one's pocket and available for discretionary spending.

2. An excuse used in place of the real reason for a decision.

Guy1: Are you going to take your wife to the show?
Guy2: No, I already spent my pocket money on my girlfriend.

HR: Should we go ahead and hire that consultant?
Boss: No. He likes moonlighting for the pocket money.

by Crusty Old Man May 21, 2011

Dick Money

Money given to a person by one's mom too get laid.

Becky gives her son monthly allowance too get laid. This is called Dick money

by Qdino April 25, 2014

money

Slang for someones name you dont know, you call them money

Yo money, turn dat shit down!

by FlyAway July 22, 2011

Money-grubber

A female who takes her baby daddy's child support and spends on herself instead of the children, then asks for more.

She's a money-grubber, she never wears the same outfit twice and her kids clothes don't fit and she's taking both of her baby daddies back to court for more money.

by independantmomma1 September 20, 2016

Slick Money

Money made through "non-taxable" jobs, such as slangin' caine or scratching people off the big mans list.

I got paid some Slick Money for that John Anderton hit.

by Irish Whiskey Man 4280 March 12, 2003