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Magic Cooties

A term used to describe a virus with arbitrary and sometimes politically expedient properties. For example, UV light doesn't affect it somehow, but six feet of distance devastates it....sometimes.
Person 1. Why can't I go to school, but we can go to WalMart?
Person 2. Because them Magic Cooties be magical.
by Pineal September 2, 2020
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Magnum Shit

A copiously large shit that completely fills the toilet bowl
Damn Daniel just took a magnum shit and broke the pipe
by HighIce June 20, 2021
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magnut

A inter-dimensional Minecraft Pufferfish that was originally created as a torture device by two Minecraft players, who is now perceived as a God. He has traveled far across the Minecraft multiverse. Capable of great power, this Pufferfish can manipulate the weather, reincarnate itself, and travel across multiple servers. While you may not know it, magnut is probably in your server. If you have a Pufferfish as a pet or come across one, take it. Name it magnut to unleash it's true power. But beware, magnut is no joke. He is and always will be the God of your Minecraft server.
Holy shit! I just got struck by lightning. It must be magnut.
by seykamocha August 25, 2022
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Magatrinated

Being brainwashed or radicalized by ex-president Donald J. Trump, who has continued to spew out election lies and to promote conspiracies or pseudoscientific theories, which sound music to the itchy ears of ultra-MAGA patriots.
Guesstimate how many magatrinated folks would vote for their “political savior” in 2024 or 2028, assuming that he has not been put behind bars by then, or has since been pardoned by a morally corrupt president for his manifold crimes.
by MathPlus September 5, 2022
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MAGA Math

Also known as “Fake Math.” Any math courses or programs promoted by some unscrupulous individuals or shady institutions that promise to deliver pie-in-the-sky results to lure the gullibles or suckers, who are excited by form rather than substance.
Although tens of thousands of blue-collar workers and suburban evangelicals have been taken advantage of by MAGA math providers and politicians, millions of white parents and patriots in red states have been bought into the lie that their children are being indoctrinated by “woke math” publishers and multicultural math educators.
by Fasters September 20, 2022
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magolor moment

A "Magolor moment" is a reference to a plot twist or unexpected revelation in a story, inspired by the character Magolor from the hit video game Kirby's Return to Dream Land. In the game, Magolor appears to be a friendly alien who asks for Kirby's help to retrieve pieces of a ship, but later reveals himself to be the main antagonist who seeks to use the ship's power for his own nefarious purposes. The term "Magolor moment" has since been used in popular culture to refer to any similar plot twist or betrayal in a story.
Man: I hate you
Woman: What a magolor moment
by ChaosClaw March 22, 2023
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Maga Engineer

Those that have done the scientific research and reviewed all the “evidence” and concluded Climate Change, Global Warming or whatever those libtards decide to call it is a scam to control people. Maga Engineers have also figured out EVs are a scam and want nothing to do with them. This engineering degree requires no math or science credits or study. In fact the less education you have earns credits for a masters degree
A Maga engineer told me “ I know climate change is a scam because if it weren’t banks wouldn’t lend money to borrowers to buy ocean front property- thats just common sense
by A1bimmer May 21, 2023
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