Master Chief

John, or Master Chief Petty Officer 3rd Class. (Spartan-117) is the main protagonist of the popular video game, Halo. he has many augmentations including, hight damage reduction, sight, and speed.

the master chief is one of the best video game characters of all time

by Chris000 July 17, 2006

Master Queef

When a female can beat a males fart with a vagina fart also known as a Queef

Man1: (Rips one really loud) Awwwww shit that was good

Female1: (Rips one louder with a Queef) Ahhhh that was stress reliving

Male2: Dam Bitch you a Master Queef you should be in the Olympics

by Jesus and Kucaracha January 28, 2009

Douche Master

the person who wrote the last entry for douche master.

Rod: fuck you, quit being a douche baguette

Todd: I'm not the one who's a complete douche master

by potatoes April 18, 2006

pimp master flex

one cool dude

that guy is pimp master flex

by andrew June 7, 2003

Master Bates

A tried and true weathered deck hand.

No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.

Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail

2, a first class sail puller

3, energetic as they cum

Weaknesses include:

1, weak and usually bruised wrists

Aye heard tell that all the wenches love te walk in and catch Master Bates polishing his canon!

by ⚔☠⚔™ ayepirate.com September 3, 2014

misteress

A man other than her husband with whom a married woman has an ongoing sexual relationship.

Damn girl, you married and still got friends with benefits!
Yeah, I've got a few misteresses.

by Dr. L1 April 24, 2008

Anus Master

master of the anus.

i went to seek guidance from the anus master. I travelled 30 days to get to the himalayas. When i approached the anus master, i could feel a tingling in my rectum; i knew it was him. with the clutch of his fist he made me shit a metric shit load. it was truely humbling being in his presence.

by JJ January 11, 2004