masons closet

The most colorful room you will ever see. Featuring thousands of dollars of clothes. Honestly it is worth more then you will ever make in your life honey. Not many will ever experience this room and it's greatness like it's owner.

If you die where do you want to go?
Either Heaven or Mason's closet

Masons closet: Similar to Heaven

by Stupid rich April 17, 2017

mason

that one kid who is lazy and watches anime and is so fat that when he falls into hell he will make the tenth circle

man that mason dude is fuking fat as hell

by dfghjkl;lkjhgfds October 29, 2020

mason maeda kacmarcik

the most amazingest bestest perfectest boyfriend i could ever have. we will get married and have 98653987621598762598624653986486872539872539087 kids together.

Omg! Is that Mason Maeda Kacmarcik???

by fortnite balls im gay January 2, 2023

Mason

ginger pubes

you see that kid called mason over there? yeah he has ginger pubes.

by bobby du du dom November 30, 2021

mason

the best boyfriend ever, the most contagious smile, so sweet, just adorable, honestly. love him so much <3

i love you baby, happy birthday for the 24th nov xoxox

"mason's the sweetest guy!"

by in_loveeee November 15, 2020

Mason

A guy who is usually in baseball or some kind of American sport and likes to pressure women into dating them. He’s pretty funny to be around but can gaslight people easily. Masons are 2/10 stars on yelp

Rochelle- Omg it’s mason!
Other guy- Ew why are you friends with him? He treats you like shit

by Pseudonym812 December 23, 2022

Mason Pohatu

Roblox funny man who likes to say words like fart, shit, cum, shid, fard, ball, ball fart, balls, wee and poo. Anyone in the Pohatu family generally likes balls in the mouth, just like Hayley.

Mason: i like wee shit cum fart
Us: *straight face emoji in real life*
My humour: *broken*
Us: Mason Pohatu is a fart

by mazzypoothethird August 31, 2021