Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016

lay in lad

a person that likes to lay in, in the mornings.

"why is he late its like 11am"
"you know him, he's a lay in lad"

by big boy676 May 31, 2019

Lay

The meaning of lay is yes, it is used to reply. It is mainly used when u dont wanna fully admit

“Are you gay?”
“Lay”

by IlysmILoveYouSm December 30, 2021

The Scoop (Frito Lay)

The dance move upon which a male is dancing with a female and cups his hand while reaching in between her legs from behind and upward scooping.

that guys my hero he just pulled off the Scoop (Frito Lay) on John's mom.

by vt235 September 8, 2009

Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging

I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.

by SmittyB1983 November 15, 2021

Lays

An outgoing gay person that loves to party and often molest straight individuals. These kinds of gays are really rare they often wear glasses, have weird chins, and upper chest.

These lays is really trying to get with me

by Itzz_rey22 May 22, 2019

egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.

Lets go egg-laying.

by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021