knobjokey

A person who makes jokes about door and cabinet knobs, but is often misunderstood to be a knobjockey.

Did you hear the hilarious one that knobjokey told about the oak door who met the elm cabinet?

by Trae C. March 21, 2008

hob-knobbin-munga-globin

When 2 people go to a cemetary and dig up a dead mans body. Than one person puts his or hers mouth over the entire cock and balls, while the other person jumps on the stomach of the dead man to blow the bodily fluids into the others mouth.

Robo likes to hob-knobbin-munga-globin for a creamy nutella treat.

by little foot1111 March 17, 2009

Slob on the knob

Slob on the knob is when you put too much lotion on your hands, and you cannot get it open.

"I had to slob on the knob in my sisters room this morning"

by Knob Slopper February 11, 2019

knobby

nipples larger than twice the size of regular raisins

Wow! Mikecappa's fuck is so knobby!

by Abubutronics July 22, 2008

Knob Gobbler

A person who really enjoys sucking on johnsons.

Yeah! Steve told me that Bill is quite the knob gobbler! He just couldn't get enough of Steve's junk!

by littlekitty353 August 3, 2011

belgian door knob

The act of using a door knob as a butt plug, then when your done put it back on your parents/ room mates bedroom door. with our with out cleaning.

I hated that chicks parents so much i gave her and them a fucking Belgian Door knob.

My room mate is suck a stupid whore! I got her sister help me give her a Belgian Door Knob

by seabeejpd November 7, 2010

knobskinner

Someone who acts in an idiotic manner. A twat. A wanker.

He's such a fecking knobskinner.

by Ali_b January 11, 2007