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Door knob

A school friendly word for stupid.
my friend tripped in the hallway and I called him a door knob.
by Your a door knob September 16, 2017
mugGet the Door knobmug.

Knob End

The "knob end" is the crust of a pasty that you hold to eat it.Sometimes discarded down the Cornish mines for the "knockers" (goblins) to eat.
The knockers loved the knob end
by LordSmithers September 8, 2021
mugGet the Knob Endmug.

Noodle Knob

Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.
After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.
by n00d1e May 4, 2025
mugGet the Noodle Knobmug.

Knob

Meaning to be a complete and utter dick head.
by daddy lucifer January 4, 2022
mugGet the Knobmug.

knob jockey

when someone is being a right tosser
last week jack said my mum was fit, hes a right knob jockey
by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022
mugGet the knob jockeymug.

Slob on my knob

a song made by three3 six6 mafia
Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back

Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
by gofvckyourself March 5, 2022
mugGet the Slob on my knobmug.

boat knob

"Hey Reece Nichols people say you have a boat knob"

"Oh fuck she said she liked it :("
by Hazertron12 March 29, 2016
mugGet the boat knobmug.

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