crunchy karen

A super type of Karen. The type of Karen figure who will not only harass and abuse retail staff for doing their job but will use any attention she gets to push her MLM scheme essential oils. Strictly homeschools her 4-8 kids despite having no higher qualifications of her own, thinks vaccines are the devil but uses a vape and eats junk food regularly. A Crunchy Karen is defined as a type of super Karen.

"Did you see Amy the other week?"

"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."

"What a Crunchy Karen."

"What is a crunchy Karen?"

"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."

by Chloerose98 March 4, 2021

Sarah-Karen

Creative girl with legs in her nose. Gives granny vibes but is good enough. You always finds her with her dog, crochet things and a good series. Her music taste is a little strange, but her amazing personality and funny expressions overcomes it.

“ Can not reach the bus; they dont care”
“Everyone needs a Sarah-Karen in their life”

by skumfidus03 January 22, 2022

Donut Karen's

Likes jam donuts

Nice people

Are very kind

Quiet

john is such a 'donut karen's.'

by John likes jam donuts November 19, 2020

Wiffle Karen

That one old lady who lives across the street. She hates when you clobber her house with wiffle balls and when you knock them over her fence. She screams WTF ARE YOU!!! GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU LITTLE SCUMBAGS!! Then you relocate and and cry for the rest of your life!

Did you hear about the Wiffle Karen in the hood? Rumor has it that she chewed out a bunch of kids for breaking her window with a plastic ball!!

by Daquarius 917 February 21, 2022

Karen Berry

The hottest of all mums, known to have gaping hole, not to be mistaken with Anna Irwin’s canyon.

I had sex with Karen berry last night, felt like a subway 6inch ham sub on hearty Italian with chipotle sauce and crispy onions

by Ballosmelly January 19, 2022

nano karen

its when u bully someone named Karen who is as small as a nano thing. Casper said this before Julie

waw Karen you look like a nano Karen

by Zhockt February 25, 2019

Lord Of Karens

She's the Lord of Karen's. She will kill the manager. To kill her, you will need:
1. Shrek's Secret Sauce
2. Trump's Toenail
3. Hair of a oompa loompa
4. Blade of the faggots
5. Milk of Dad
6. Gamer Girl bath water.

She is the ruler of Karen's. She is the Queen of them all. She is the toughest one out there. She kills managers for a living. Lord Of Karens

by TheChadMaster March 19, 2020