Tobacco crack

When you are having sex in the doggy position and look down on a womans arse crack only to see copious amounts of arse hair. Thus resembling half a pound of roll your own tobacco wedged between her cheeks.
I shagged this pig last night but she had a Tobacco Crack.
by afcb stu October 11, 2006
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cracked corn

A snap, or break in the shaft of an erection
Jimmy's got a cracked corn, we better get him to the hospital!
by A Random Thomas January 27, 2016
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Crack and Jack

When you book a hotel room to spend the night smoking crack and jerking off to pay-per-view porn.
Sorry I'm late for work, I just got off a two-day crack and jack.
by pizzaman724 January 08, 2011
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cracked head

Someone who is not quite ordinary. They are infact very strange and seem like a crackhead but have never done any drugs to get the way they are.
For a straight edge he is one cracked head.
by Anonymous October 16, 2003
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crack chicken

A crack addict that scratches and picks for rocks that aren't there. All while cocking their head back and forth, stretching and retracting their neck. All in the fashion of a chicken looking for a tasty bit to eat, they look for another hit after their stash has been all smoked up.
1st person: There goes Henry searching for those lost rocks again.
2nd person: Yeah, he's become a real crack chicken!
by critter getter October 13, 2007
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crack dance

Noun. A general description of an unusually colorful symptom of cocaine psychosis wherein the suffering party appears to be performing an elaborate choreography. Usually accompanied by crying, shaking, vomitting, and screaming.
I saw the most wicked crack dance in Junkyville yesterday.
by Slagathor April 23, 2004
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Crack Torch

A regular lighter set to the highest flame. Used for smokng freezers or crack but its funny when someone uses it to light a ciggarette
*lighting a smoke*, "yo nigga, u got ur crack torch burnin up!"
by Jewl March 06, 2005
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