Humplich Maneuver

Giving someone the Heimlich Maneuver, but also having sex with them before attempting to stop them from choking

The hot blonde across the restuarant started choking so I gave her the Humplich Maneuver.....Marie now wants a divorce, but I saved the blonde's life!

Humplich Maneuver by nacron122 February 21, 2010

humping the shark 

Humping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.

When Gus came out of the water he was all chewed up.

"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.

"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.

humping the shark by scodder June 2, 2010

Humpasaurus Rex 

Your significant other with whom boom boom is made.

Hey my little Humpasaurus Rex, wanna go roll under the covers for a bit?

Humpasaurus Rex by frankyt June 10, 2010

Humphrey 

A large typically hairy man with a smaller peen large nose and giant eyes

Oh look it's Humphrey

Humphrey by Juice master69420 November 1, 2022

tree-humper 

1. (noun); one who is attracted to trees in setead of people - also see natosexual
2. (adj); wanting to protect nature so much that they will go to all extremes to protect it
3. (vrb); tree-hump: to hump a tree, but more likely just as a joke.

1. "Hey look at that chick, she's hot."
"I dunno."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Well you must be a tree-humper."

2. "I'm gonna pick that leaf off the tree."
"Hey, no! That's bad for the tree."
"It's only one leaf."
"But still! It could damage the tree in ways you couldn't possibly imagine!"
"Don't be a tree-humper."

3. "Hey guys. Look at this! I'm a tree-humper."
*humps tree*
"Hahaha! Very funny!"

tree-humper by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019

Humpday 

That thing Philip Defranco always talks about. Its a wednesday. The hump you have to get over- the middle of the week. You feel relieved tomorrow is thursday, then friday, then- Weekend. (YES)

"Today is HUMPDAY, so were givin things away! Woo hoo! Wednesday givaways!" -Philip Defranco

Humpday by Mcluvinz May 21, 2011