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Hobo Shower

The act of mother nature sprinkling her luscious juices on those damn dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.
I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleway, but now it's ruined. Damn hobo showers.

A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!
by ItsHardyTime February 25, 2011
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Suicide-Hobo

A term used to define a D&D player who does Murder-Hobo type shenanigans (such as randomly robbing NPCs) but doesn't have good stats to fight and kill their way out of a bad situation.
"I was playing like an absolute suicide-hobo when I used my 1st level halfling bard to lie and steal from some really strong dwarf NPCs. I absolutely would have died if they caught me.
by Ceaig69420 October 8, 2023
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Hobo-Thanksgiving

Nothing says weirdness like keeping a can of cranberry sauce by the bed at night as a snack
After leaving the soup kitchen, Daniel made his way back to the homeless camp. That night he ate a Hobo-Thanksgiving.
by MC Busta October 7, 2016
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Machete Hobos

That guy sure is handing out a bunch of machetes... And booze. Technically allowed! Machetes can be purchased at any hardware store and you can give gifts as freely and charitabley as you like.
Hym "Ooo machete hobos! That'll be... Something. I guess... It'll be as good as it is good and as bad as it is bad... Yep."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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Hobo-Kin

Hobo-Kin, is a term used to describe a member of a niche part of the furry fandom, in which the subject roleplays as a vagrant.
Niepas praat avec lui voor I est 'n Hobo-Kin
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snow hobo

A Hobo who moves south because of the cold.
I used to beg for change on the Street corners of Boston. It was to cold so I hitched a ride to Florida. I am now hanging out with all the other Snow Hobo's
by Nobody Cares Anyway November 25, 2015
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hobo joed

When you stick your tongue in ones ear and wiggle it ( wiggle wiggle ;) ) around getting all sloppy and wet making the other scream in terror
Tyler hobo joed me last night and i was grossed out.
by Megatron94xo June 16, 2023
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