Holy Trinity 

Shit,shower,sleep.The best way to end a stressful day, and cleanse your body and mind.

friend:"Wanna hangout later? were all going out to the bar,its gonna be a wild night!"
me:"Nah man, I'm taking the road to the Holy Trinity tonight"

Holy Trinity by MargeD. May 15, 2014

Holy Cross 

When you slide your boner up, around and then under your belt as to conceal it from unsuspecting bystanders, resulting in a perpendicular formation between said boner and belt. Often performed through manipulation of the boner through a pants pocket, but when done professionally, direct contact can be performed inconspicuously as well.

"I had a raging boner today in class, thank god for the Holy Cross when it came time to stand up to do my presentation"

Holy Cross by BonerBender5000 October 3, 2008

Holy water 

It's pussy that's wet and clean. From the holiest of holy.

The urban dictionary editors never get out of their "hot boxed" cubicle to get fucked by good aquafina, so they are oblivious to the fact that holy water is good wet pussy.

Holy water by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

Holy Trinity of Rock 

The band RUSH.

Person: Long Live the Holy Trinity of Rock!
Another: Long Live RUSH!

Holy Trinity of Rock by Combeferre May 10, 2014

Holy Fucking Ass Crackers 

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.

Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.

Holy Fucking Ass Crackers by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 2, 2010

Holy Diver 

One who Goes down on a nun. To preform oral sex on a women of the faith.

Yo, I was a Holy Diver last night. This nun let me go down on her.

Holy Diver by Dick Taint August 4, 2009

holy mess 

Version of holy crap that is used by me and my friends.

Holy mess did you see that girl's purse? It was so ugly!

holy mess by TaLk-O-hOLiC March 15, 2005