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Grayson handlin

A Fuck noodle that mixes coke wit life savers
That grayson handling is a monk nugget
by Carl bricks December 3, 2016
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jens handell

Brilliant kite surfer dude from the Nordics. The trick prowess and Nordic temperamental chill on the water is only matched by the surfer's legendary entertainer skills playing guitars to the fading sunset.
- Far out man!

- What happened?
- I was about to close on that Dense Breasts when a guy showed up on the beach and stole the show.
- I know the feeling, bro. You got Jens Handell:ed, man!
by Branchwhacked December 12, 2016
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pump-handle

The ultimate enthusiastic greeting between best buddies or a guy to a girl he feels super-glad to see; it's where ya grab yer friend's hands and shake his arms vigorously up and down while making joyful enthusiastic "musical grunting" noises in time to the motions.
Huge-statured marshmallow-hearted guy, joyfully playing pump-handle with a cute fluffy little thing whom he hasn't seen for ages: URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh...!
Cutie: Hey --- don't wear out my arms, Mr. "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh"!!
by QuacksO December 19, 2016
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collective häkeling

A type of german gay orgy, that uses crocheted sex toys instead of regular ones.
Person1: "Did you visit Tims collective häkeling last week?"

Person2: "Yeah my butt is still sore because of that crocheted buttplug."
by TheCrocheter27 February 3, 2017
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canadian handlebars

When your having sex doggy style but you grab her hair with both hands, seperatly like your holding onto handle bars.
I was fucking her in the ass and grabbed her hair and did the Canadian handlebars.
by O.g.c.anada February 27, 2017
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monster-handle

To inflict pain and devastation at a level far greater than being man-handled.
Did you see the "Monster Among Men" Braun Strowman monster-handle Brock Lesnar?
by GLT75 August 26, 2017
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crutch handle

When you kick a girl on her shin so hard she grabs onto your dick for support
I gave this fat chick a crutch handle and that’s how my dick is broken
by Penisface1999 January 10, 2018
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