Human nature 

An excuse for people to be dicks to each other.
An invalid argument usually used against Anarchy and Communism.

The impulse to survive. If the best way to survive in a given society is to compete and gather more wealth than the next guy, humans in that society will strive to compete. Likewise, if survival requires cooperation, then the human will strive for cooperation.

"Ner ner ner, human nature. Now I can pretend I'm not ignorant about two political theories which I've never bothered to research or consider."

Human nature by Michael Gagne May 18, 2007

Human Cow 

a person and/or being that tans for about every second of the day and has leathery, cowlike skin. Frequently found among the tourists/weird peoples of southern states

There was, like, FIVE human cows walking down the street!

That girl is SUCH a human cow, it hurts to look at her.

Human Cow by Delannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 11, 2008

human sandwich

when 3 or more people dance together tonchin and grindin on each other or actin like their havin 3 way sex on a dance floor.

"lets go in the kichten and make a human sandwich".

human sandwich by chealse July 23, 2007

human shield 

A brainwashed college student stuck in a fantasy world created by his professors who also live in that world; due to the fact that the professors themselves do not actually work in the real world. (or even a full time schedule)
A person who sees the government as something evil....although that same gov't gives and protects their freedom on a daily basis by going to war with sandniggers that want to kill us.

Hey look at those human sheilds/protestors/hypocrites protesting outside of the military base.
Wow, don't they understand that those soldiers are protecting them from harm and giving them their freedom?
Gee, I guess not.
Yep, just one more reason to keep abortion legal.

human shield by hooper March 14, 2004

Human Claymore 

The act of Shoving your fist into your partner and once inside, opening your hand and releasing multiple ball bearings.

"Wow, Todd gave me a Human Claymore last night and I'm still shitting ball bearings"

Human Claymore by The Duke of Alcatraz March 29, 2009

human suitcase 

a midget on roller skates which is then dressed in your clothing and pulled through the airport like a roller suitcase.

from the SNL skit "city corespondent Stefon" Season 36 Episode 15

can be given to a loved one as a gift at Valentine's Day (human suitcase)

human suitcase by SNLlove March 1, 2011

Human Pinwheel

Where u go to the freak show find a midget and twirl her around ur dick like a pinwheel

Im desperate for a human pinwheel

Human Pinwheel by acere August 22, 2008