fake clean

Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.

My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

fake freaky

Fake freaky: the act of acting as if you were a freaky person and then when it comes to laying the pipe, the partner is not down to fuck.

JustinWhy you act Fake freaky this whole time?!
Sydney I wasn’t acting fake freak I’m just not ready

by Big sexy 116 August 2, 2018

Fake flexing

A person who flexes with fake stiff like lil tay

Lil tay im the youngest flexer
Me bitch your not the real flexer your a fake flexingsuch my toes

by Lil greeney September 30, 2018

Fake Friend

A person that pretended to be your bff but eventuality drops you or starts to be mean to you.

A:Wow Are you and * Insert name here* still friends?

B: No they turned out to be a fake friend...

by Siennaoof September 30, 2018

Fake Teammate

A person who much rather go and loot and land in a different area than land with his teammate and afterward not help and claim he carries

Dollar is a fake teammate much rather go and let his team die than help out and claims to be a pro player.

by The real23 March 14, 2019

Fake depression

What 11-14 year old girls do to get attention

Samantha has a fake depression

by FurryHunter January 16, 2020

Fakeism

When a bitch just fake as hell.

“There’s so much fakeism in here.”

by Mj106716 April 9, 2020