Noah will fail Italian

An expression used to describe a situation from which there is no coming back, a hopeless case.

Hey, do you think we'll ever colonize Mars?

No, that's a Noah will fail Italian.

by jknjkfbsjkfgsag June 5, 2011

Senses Fail

A shitty emo band, where the general audience consists of 11 year old girls and those who failed at life.

I listen to Senses Fail because I failed at life... and I'm an 11 year old girl.

by suck August 31, 2005

epic fail

To fail epically; to fail completely and undeniably, often to the enjoyment of others.

Sarah got an F on the easiest quiz ever given, which was an epic fail.

by Francesca Gallagher January 21, 2009

senses fail

this band sucks shit

bite me.............

by ..... April 9, 2005

bieber fail

An epic fail among epic fails. Coined by Fellon (fellonthedoorproject), in his Justin Bieber's Epic German Fail video. Justin Bieber fails so much, he needs his own level of fail.

Justin Bieber: I don't know what that means! We don't say that in America
Fellon: BIEBER FAIL!

by Filet the Great June 22, 2010

Fail Whale

A person who fails very badly, Mark Gilbert Delorme

When Mark dropped the ball, he was called a fail whale

by Howimetyourmother.com August 12, 2009

Fail

Used as a noun to describe the state of something that has failed to accomplish its goals.

An Internet meme that is applied to any humorous or ironic item/topic. failquail.com has a lot of examples of what it means to fail.

failquail.com has an example of a bakery truck with the brand name "Bimbo" on the side of it. Clearly a marketing fail.

by qkrthnu May 16, 2009