Run Fucked

When there's a girl, preferably with a smokin hot body, on the beach and she bends over with her fine ass just up in the air and someone runs up and just slam dunks their knob right into her cooter. Typically, you'd have to run fuck a willing girl, because if you don't then it's run fucking - rape edition. Can make for a very hot beach fucking, or a very awkward moment. You'll have to use your best judgement. Past tense would be ran fucked.

Eye fucker 1: holy shit! Look at that chicks ass up in the air! What, is she trying to get run fucked or something?
Eye fucker 2: it sure as hell seems like it! I think I'm gonna go for it.
Eye fucker 1: be careful man, we don't need to see any run fucking - rape edition.
Eye fucker 2: oh no worries man. She's waving that shit around just begging for it... Time for the slam dunk playa!

Run Fucked by J-A son! April 17, 2009

donkey fucked 

having vaginal sex with a girl doggy style then pulling out and stuffing it in her ass with out warning thus you get the Hee noise, then when she turns around to be like what the fuck you punch her in the face thus the Haww noise repeat until unconscious or ejaculation (which ever seems funnier)

example I just donkey fucked that fat hoe

donkey fucked by Donkey fucking God (i.e. Butter, i.e. Proffesor Chaos, i.e. Kevin) November 22, 2004

Sleep Fucked 

The state of and/or feeling of being incredibly groggy after long periods of sleep deprivation or too much sleep.

God, I am totally sleep fucked from last night's marathon dungeons and dragons session. OR

I slept through my whole weekend and now I am completely sleep fucked.

Sleep Fucked by priortotherewas May 10, 2011

Duck fucked 

The human sexual activity that is analogous to the coital actions of ducks in which the male mounts the female in a very domineering manner. He grasps her neck with his bill and submerges it beneath the water. This would be analogous to a man forcefully shoving a women's head or neck into the supporting surface while fucking her from behind.

Me: "dude, last night I was fucking this hoe from behind and grabbed her hair and stuffed her fucking head into the bed"

friend: "you duck fucked her?"

Me: "fo sho"

Duck fucked by Lippie May 14, 2011

Proper Fucked 

To be formally and officially fucked.

What Pat is on this test.

Bush proper fucked the States.

That u-haul just proper fucked that guy on his bike.

After missing his shot in the brick champion ships, Billy got proper fucked.

The legal system proper fucks minorites.

Rossy O'Donald proper fucked that snack bar.

The Romans proper fucked Jesus.

Iraq.

Proper Fucked by Pat November 20, 2004

laser fucked  

to get repeatedly pointed at by your coaches laser pointer during an after game film session. The coach yells during this occurence making the fucking more intense.

dude, i did so bad that game, im gonna get laser fucked on monday.

laser fucked by Billy Reilly October 25, 2007

God Damn Cunt-Fucked Piece of AssholeShit 

A phrase used to slander someone you have extreme hatred for, but when you want to avoid anything racial.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.

Damn you Jeff, you god damn cunt-fucked piece of assholeshit, how dare you fuck my wife and eat my sisters pussy.

God Damn Cunt-Fucked Piece of AssholeShit by Zumbii June 1, 2010