fappenstance

A random occurence that results in the need or desire to start pleasuring oneself. A combination of fapping and happenstance.

I was on my way to the bathroom to take a piss when by fappenstance I walked in on my friend boning his girlfriend in the laundry room. Needless to say when I got to the bathroom I decided to pound off instead of piss.

by MalibuMatt July 6, 2011

FapiX

When a girl jerks off a guy while he rubs her vagina. The reason why it is called FapiX is because when they sit on a couch and FapiX, their arms cross, thus creating an X.

K: Hey, you know what's hot?
M: You?
K: Other than me?
M: ..... (weird face !@#$)
K: When them couples do fapiX

by Keremanda December 28, 2011

Fapacity

When masturbating no longer yields any fluid. You have masturbated all that you can: you have reached your fapping capacity. Your fapacity.

I was at it all day, it took 6 tries before I reached my fapacity.

by Hermetic2 January 19, 2013

Fapkin

A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.

I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!

by lockenload23 August 5, 2016

Faptain

The captain that help people find the name of sexy girls so they can fap

random guy: "faptain, i need her name for research purpose!"
Faptain:"Baeley Jay, *faps away*"

by lilpigfuck November 24, 2014

Google Faps

Analysing Google new projects such as Google+ social network, Google Faps will probably be the next big porn portal.

Dude, I saw an amazing new gangbang over Rebecca Linares on Google Faps! I'll send it to you as soon as I clean my hands!

by Yuyu2809 August 3, 2011

fappo

War cry declared right before collision with an object. Similar to "cowabunga," "oh shit" and that George of the Jungle yell which-I'll-be-damned-if-I-can-spell-out.

The term was made famous on the internet by a photoshopped Spider-Man comic strip in which our hero mistakes an overturned truck for his long-term arch-nemesis and proceeds to assault the truck by rope-swinging straight into the side of it.

Spidey: "My doctor's retarded. I don't have a brain tumor...say, if it isn't my old arch-nemesis, a truck!"

Narr: SPIDER-MAN GIVES CHASE!

(Spider-Man swings down toward the truck)

Spidey: "Fappo!"

(Spider-Man collides with truck)

by Siegfried Zaga May 22, 2005