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lost and disoriented

To have sex with a girl on the beach, and cum in her face aiming mostly for her eyes. You then throw some sand in her face and push her over. Leaving her "Lost and Disoriented"
"Man, I gave Lucy the Lost and Disoriented on the weekend"
by stuck-fly May 4, 2005
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gender identity disodor

A condition defined by a male who is wearing cologne that is either citrus or floral in nature, or by a woman who is wearing a perfume that is woodsy or earthy in nature.
"Did you guys smell whatever it is that Scott is wearing today?"
"I know, I think that he has gender identity disodor."
by The one and only Joshua James January 12, 2014
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Attention Defecit Disorder

A.D.D.;- Yet another illness some do-gooders have come up with as an excuse for the actions of today's ignorant, non-caring, couldn't-give-a-shit, benefit-grabbing, fuckwit youths.
Me; Is there a valid reason why you can't work and you're such a sponging loser?
Spotty pizza-faced youth;- I have Attention Defecit Disorder, you bastard! **manages to focus attention for three days on play-station, drugs, alcohol and signing for benefit**
by The English Gent November 20, 2007
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Disonent

when something sucks really bad it is disonent
"my mom caught me smoken po"t... thats dis (disonent)
by wacko zacko October 13, 2011
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clockwork disorder

Clockwork Disorder is Acoustic/Comedy/Jam band from Auburn Maine
Wow...I just listened to some Clockwork Disorder its so good
by realsoup August 11, 2007
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SNCCLV disorder

Stuffy Nose Constant Coughing Losing Voice disorder
A new and very rare disease.
symptoms:
stuffy nose/sneezing
a lot of coughing
first sign of voice lost

if you have 2 or more of these, get medical help.
"I'm sorry Johnny, you have SNCCLV disorder...you're going to die."
"SNLCDCTV what?
by Dr. Michael Jonathan January 6, 2008
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penal disorder

'Umm... i know you're my girlfriend and everything... but can i tell you a secret?'

'sure honey!'

'I have a penal disorder...'

'JESUS CHRIST I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!'
by ligadow June 22, 2008
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