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Toyota Land Cruiser

The DEFINITION of 4x4, and the automotive equivalent of a chameleon. In the Middle East, Southeast Asia, and much of Africa - show up in one of these, and everyone will know you're rich, potentially royalty and potentially bought it using blood money. In Europe? Nonexistent, unless you count the Prado. In the US? Either stealth wealth WASPs or overlanding bros who treat it like an expensive 4Runner. In Japan? A more niche product, and the canvas for some Midnight Club-level builds. In Australia? The undisputed King of the Outback, mate. Available as either a "station wagon" currently in the 300-series, or a no-nonsense 4x4/pickup in the form of the 70-series. One of Japan's most iconic vehicular exports and quite possibly one of the most reliable vehicles on planet earth. This thing will take you anywhere and will not leave you stranded. Many SUVs come close - the Nissan Patrol, Land Rover Range Rover, and Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen are all fantastic SUVs, but the Land Cruiser is in a league of its own. There's a reason why everyone from the UN to ISIS uses these bad boys. You can get one in complete barebones GX spec or fully loaded Sahara spec - making it the Japanese equivalent to an F-series or RAM truck (although much more reliable.) A strong contender for the most badass vehicle on earth.
The Toyota Land Cruiser is every Arab or Australian teen's dream first car.
by henry1272838442 February 22, 2025
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The Alaskan Thunder Cruise

The Alaskan Thunder Cruise is when you hit a THC vape pen from your anus by putting the THC vape pen into your asshole.
yo did you here about james he got geeked hard by the Alaskan Thunder Cruise.
by Dr Huy Ash March 1, 2025
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on a cruise

A slang term meaning to stare at or admire Tom Cruise's sunglasses featured in movies like "Mission Impossible 7: Dead Reckoning" (2023), "American Made" (2017), "Top Gun" (1986), and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022). It reflects an appreciation for his stylish sunglasses.
I was totally on a cruise during the movie "American Made" (2017), just focused on Tom Cruise's sunglasses instead of the plot of the movie!
by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025
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2008 Chrysler PT Cruiser

The 2008 Chrysler PT Cruiser is a demonic car that is made by Chrysler, a company with a reputation for making horrid cars like the 2008 PT Cruiser.
“hey want a ride in my 2008 Chrysler PT cruiser?”
“get a new car dingus”
by Ladnonpro October 19, 2025
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That line has already been cruised

An alternate way of saying that line has already been crossed; saying that the boundaries set by oneself or someone else have been violated in the past in some manner.
“Listen, I’ll stop being annoying to my brother, I promise!” “That line has already been cruised young man!”
by Sharkpig September 18, 2019
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one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
by Mythattak May 22, 2017
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