sour cookie

When a whole bunch of guys jerk off onto a cookie and the last one to get off has to eat it

Keil came last so he had to eat the sour cookie

by pinwoodle October 21, 2013

Charity Cookie

1. <Noun> The impossibly difficult to avoid selection of cookies or other pastries found at the cashier of supermarkets and small stores. "Donations" offered for chartity cookies help maligned, misfortuned children or animals and often display a picture of said creatures by the cookies, begging for your patronage or fear suffering damnation or, at least, bad karma.

2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.

1. "Hey, where did you get that delicious looking cupcake?"

"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."

2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.

by Krzyzewski99 January 5, 2012

Herb Cookie

A gay character from the "Cookie Run" games witch has a lot of fangirls and just wants to plant flowers. ( herb cookies are actually a thing and they are literally cookie with leaves in them)

person1: Hey, i made some herb cookies!

person2:You made wHaT

by idk who i am either December 3, 2021

Personality cookies

Personality cookies are sugar cookies that are cut into various shapes and sizes and are typically decorated with frosting and candies. Traditionally the look or “personalities” of these cookies are related to the holiday season.

Hey! wanna help me make some personality cookies?, What do you want to make our personality cookies look like?, Do you want any personality cookies when we watch jingle all the way?

by dorle December 9, 2020

cookie math

Using some math to see if a certain amount of (((cookies))) could have been put in the “oven” in a certain amount of time

Matt: I’m having a big potluck in 4 years and I need to bake 6 million cookies, but no matter how I look at it I can’t make it work
James: You should have done your cookie math, man.

by anonymous October 28, 2020

Cookies & Creme

When a man ejaculates into an Oreo™ cookie and forces himself to eat it whilst dipping it into a cup of his own "milk".

Jackson was so hungry and horny last night that he did a Cookies & Creme on himself.

by Problemo Pan February 4, 2021

Eggnog cookie

An ugly ass cookie run character that horny teens somehow simp for and call daddy material
Anyone who simps for this mf is down bad

Person 1:Omg eggnog cookie is so hot 😩😩😩
Person 2:ikr I want him to fill me with his “snow” 🥵🥵🥵
Person 3:wow y’all are down bad 💀💀💀

by CubeBitt July 21, 2022