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Anna Conda

The make believe woman that Larry uses as an alibi when creating a story to make him look like a normal heterosexual when he was actually involved deviant activities.
Even though Larry had spent the night felching Lance and Bruce, he told his friend Steve that he had been out with Anna Conda.
by reliable_larry December 14, 2010
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reusable condoms

Condums that can be used lots times wii remote covors work well as long as da trap door be closed.
I got da hiv and that bitch made me wear a rubber so ize leaved the trap door open on dat reusable condoms so she gets that shit for life.
by hulk hogan vampire January 17, 2010
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condoment

A condominium unit that used to be an apartment; a living unit in an apartment-to-condominium conversion project.
My landlord decided to cash out so now I'm living in a condoment.
by giovannijones March 5, 2009
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Condom Juice

where a girl or guy guzzles down the leftover sperm
After I exploded in the Condom, she took the condom and drank some condom juice
by Konger82 April 5, 2015
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condom weight

The result of fecal matter clinging to a condom during anal sex. The result is them pinched ballon tip of tyhe condom hangs down while the condom is on the still-erect penis.
"Don't fuck Tracey in the ass, her shit is so scummy she always makes condom weights."
by Dwayne Boyd January 7, 2006
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suck me off with a condom on

when someone that thinks he is a bad ass wants to get on his girl friend and he makes this whole elaborate plan to have his friends sneak up on him while he is having sex, to show everyone that hes a "man". When what is really happening is that he has his girlfriend suck him off with a condom on!! wow
you say it when something bad happens like-
aww shit suck me off with a condom on
by gigantic virgin May 23, 2006
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condom jacket

a ugly light brown jacket that resembles a comdom once on a boy
Bob:hey jason riach's wearing that ugly shit brown condom jacket again.
Sally: OMG again, thats the fifth day in a row!What a dumb shit.
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