coffee bum

A coffee bum is someone who mooches coffee from a co-worker or the office coffee fund but never gives any money to the fund or re-pays the person with the coffee. They are even known to leave a cup of coffee in the coffee pot , without making a new pot of coffee. Their best move is making change with the coffee fund money, then leaving the less than pot of coffee on the burner, until it turns to Carbon-12 on burndown mode and the fire alarm goes off.

Dick :

Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?

Harry:

Yeah man

Tom:

That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.

He is a f#$#ing coffee bum

Sally:

WTF is that smell!?!? ?

Harry:

It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.

Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.

by The Dude of the Stupid April 9, 2019

Coffee

Aka Brown morning potion.

The substance that prevents mass homicide and keeps humanity alive

If I don't get coffee, all of yall are gonna die

by MayaGreensleeves11 November 16, 2019

Coffee

Something people drink to activate their inner intelligence, also to be harassed about how much cream and sugar they put in it.

"Hey Cam, Want some Coffee with that cream?! HAHAHAHA!!"

by Lee_Harvey_Oswald October 23, 2019

Coffee with everything on it

A coffee of any size, with one sugar, one cream, one sweetener, and one milk.

Anyone want something from Tim's? Ya, get me a medium coffee with everything on it.

by Red DUKE October 23, 2019

Coffee down the pants

Getting arrested or getting charged with a felony

Ah man I got a bagel in my ass and coffee down the pants for going 50 over in a school zone.

by Homosexuasaurus November 2, 2019

Coffee

invented by johnny suh's dad

johnny: My dad knew I liked beans
So like he was just playing with beans
He dropped it, and then he dropped it on the rock
And then it slid, and then hot water started pouring
And then coffee!

by ghfvtjtjfrnchtukkdhi January 2, 2020

Coffee

A Beverage formed by the heavens to bring happiness and life to all whom consume it.

Oh my god! this Coffee is delicious!

by Pistol in the Netherlands January 19, 2020