coffeeopathy

Consumption of small amounts of coffee for good health
as in homeopathy.

People keep telling me that too much coffee is bad for you, so I just practice coffeeopathy once a day before lunch.

by MrMagnesium January 23, 2013

coffeestart

The process of having a fix of caffeine before being able to start a functional day.

I will begin answering my emails as soon as I get my coffeestart.

by TONGUEJOY March 23, 2013

coffeedub

going to someones home with coffee and a doobie.

First coined in Welland ON, Canada

"Coffeedub?" "ya buddy"

"I could go for a coffeedub right now."

"Coffeedub after work?"

by theallansmithy January 17, 2014

Coffee Pong

Beer pong with coffee in the cup instead of beer.

Yo I'm bored and tired let's play coffee pong. It makes sense because Doug is old and wouldn't make it through the day without it.

by Idaho_Udaho October 20, 2014

coffeeshopping

The act of going to coffee shops while performing work that makes one fee like a functioning, productive human. (Work may include, but is not limited to, school work, big kid job work, shopping on Etsy, etc.)

Person 1: What are your plans for today?

Person 2: I'm going coffeeshopping; I need to finish studying for tomorrow's midterm.

by Samthenotsowise November 12, 2014

Coffee cheese

The cheesy substance that exists inside your travel mug lid and/or it's associated pouring mechanism. It unknowingly builds up over time from lack of daily cleaning. After an extended period of time fungus will grow morphing said item into "Travel Chef Salad".

Brah: Dude, don't EVER lend me your travel mug again!

Dude: Why not brah?
Brah: The lid was so caked with coffee cheese I coulda added Macaroni and had dinner!!!

by Laika 2 February 16, 2015

'coffee-walkers'

Retail Employee Slang for:

Those who've just bought their Starbucks or Coffee Bean coffee and have nothing better to do in the mornings or later evenings (usually 10 minutes before store closing) than walk into a retail store and buy nothing but mess up everything.

Nope- not a single sale -- just 'coffee-walkers'.

It's a beautiful beach day today... why are you here?

You came for coffee and intend to buy nothing -- don't you have a barbecue or something to attend?

Really -- it's 7:50pm and we all know that you're just browsing with no intention of buying and i'm not in the mood for cleaning up after you! .... 'you touchie, you buy'.

by SaveTheElephants May 19, 2015