1:PN: the great warrior who defended the tortillas from the communist in 1989. Also known for his gift of pants to the eskimos in 1972.
2:N: A man who defends starch products from left wing nut jobs. Must love pants.
2:N: A man who defends starch products from left wing nut jobs. Must love pants.
by Bob Awesome June 30, 2005
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When wearing a pair of underwear for a second or more times, alternative to commando. Captain Planet referring to the old television show of a super hero whose super power was recycling. The underwear may or may not be inside out.
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Get the captain planet mug.having sex with a bitch on the rag and then pulling out and smacking it on her upper lip and chin thus leaving a red moustache similar to that on a captain morgan liquor bottle.
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