Cause Boris a Problem

To take a shit in the fair city of London.

Reference to the new mayor of London Boris Johnson. Causes him a problem because you are at risk of blocking the Thames.

Aww...Man I gotta go cause Boris a Problem

by TeabagSalad May 7, 2008

Claustrophobia

When you get very nervous because you are talking to some one of the opposite sex and they keep stepping forward and you keep stepping back until you are against a wall and have no escape.

Hot Sara "Hey john whats up?" (steps forward)

Lucky John "Not much, you?" (Steps Back into corner)

Hot Sara "Not much just bombed that test, how you do on it" (Steps Forward invades Lucky John's Bubble and He now has similar symptoms of Claustrophobia)

Lucky John "I did alright" (John Now has butterflies in his stomach and starts turning pale)

Hot Sara "Alright well i gotta go, See Ya" (leaves)

Lucky Jon "Later" (Breathes sigh of relief)

by FlyingEarthWorm June 3, 2009

stupid bitch clause

If a bitch be being stupid, then her man gots the right to punish her.

Tyresse's bitch was acting out, so he called the stupid bitch clause, and smacked her clear across the face.

by the big juice May 18, 2014

Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)

Under US law, having intercourse with Sam Hassan while in a relationship is entirely legal and just, and is not considered cheating.

"No babe, it wasn't cheating to fuck Sam Hassan under the Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)!"

by obama1228121327346382 March 28, 2020

Causeif

The part of skin between your balls and your asshole. Cause if it wasn't there, everything would fall off.

I have a real sweaty causeif after basketball.

He pissed me off so I tried to kick him in the nuts, but hit his causeif instead.

by Schnelly1 October 21, 2008

Clabsos

English for 🆑🆎🆘
In the state of being excited or describing a noun that was exciting and/or fun.

Josh: Dude that sorority party was clabsos

Joe: Yeah totally clabsos dude

by HypebeastClabsos November 9, 2017

Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.

"It's no use Shaquanee, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better go with Harry instead."

Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!

by Neil A September 9, 2008