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saudi bluetooth 

When a muslim woman uses her headscarf to secure a non-bluetooth capable phone against her face, essentially upgrading her phone via her religious clothing while removing the need for a bluetooth headset.
Guy 1: Did you see that durka's saudi bluetooth? She was using her hijab to hold her cellphone to her face so she can multitask while talking to Abdul Hakeem.

Guy 2: What a crafty and religiously sensitive way to avoid using one of those ghetto bluetooths.
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Bluntivity 

An activity that is enhanced by lighting up a blunt beforehand, during, or immediately afterward. Appropriate situations include celebrating a major sports victory, finishing a semester of school, or seeing a movie in 3D. Should not be confused with a jointivity.
The group of friends were about to see Tron 3D, and quickly realized that they were about to partake in a bluntivity.
Bluntivity by Bowl Ripping Duck January 4, 2011
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bluetoothaphobia 

The fear that your Bluetooth device will connect to the family wireless speaker and your porn audio will come blasting through unexpectedly
My teenage son is heavily Medicated to prevent his bluetoothaphobia

Bluetooth Hobo 

A homeless person that walks down the street talking to themselves and having very animated conversations with no identifiable person, much like somebody talking while in public on a Bluetooth headset.
Man, don't go down into the Southside, there's A LOT of Bluetooth Hobos in that area.
Bluetooth Hobo by VitoVane November 15, 2017

Bluetooth Blem 

To light a cigarette using another lit cigarette. (Blem refers to a cigarette) & (bluetooth is a metaphor referring to the instant connection of the two blems)
Ferno: Ay Kanye, You know what time it is
Kanye: Yes I do, but your lighter is shit
Ferno: Ah it's calm we'll just Bluetooth Blem it.
Bluetooth Blem by Kstackz August 27, 2020

bluethpick 

the blue liberty shirt that josh lyle wears 2/7 days of the week
Josh is wearing the bluethpick again, must be really hoping taylor sees him.
bluethpick by jarredlyle September 17, 2022

the bluetooth device is ready to pair 

Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"
*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"