Guy 1: Wow look at that girl, she looks so hot in that short skirt with the fuck-me pumps on. I want to go get her number.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.
by Ron Damint July 13, 2017
Get the Mattress Bearing Bitch mug.Applying to gentlemen who are about 28 + ... When you're in the middle of some sensual loving but you ain't had your deek warmed in a few months, maybe even years so your nuts are wrinkly and full of natures calcium and you accidentally drown yo' gal. Sort of like over bearing, but because these nuts have more fine lines than a Coke party it's "Papa Bearing"
by Blockedcheesepls October 3, 2017
Get the Papa Bearing mug.Related Words
When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.
"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."
by Big Eggy Boi Bitch March 5, 2018
Get the Boner Boating mug.by StoneyC August 20, 2018
Get the Jelly Beaning mug.by TeamCook January 21, 2019
Get the Sail boating mug.When you fill a condom with shit....human or animal and then place the condom into a freezer until it is frozen. The frozen shit is then used to fuck someone
by RiccoSuave February 8, 2019
Get the Polar Bearing mug.by Hansolas May 23, 2019
Get the Titty-Boating mug.