Bacon Briefs

Men's underwear that have been overused that the garters have loosened and have the appearance of bacon strips.

Your old man's wearing those bacon briefs again.

by maicster February 16, 2010

Bacon Sex

When students from online schools meet together at a public function (ex. a dance or a party) for an orgy-fest or related debauchery. One or more members from said group bring bacon to the occasion.

Lizzie: Hey lets meet up at the dance for some bacon sex!
AJ: BACON SEX! WOOT!
Alex: I'm in!
Nica: I'll bring the bacon!

by immatotalBAB September 23, 2011

Inbred Bacon

A big-eared albino inbred of Canadian descent, usually found in all parts of Wisconsin.

inbred bacon

by Peruano12 November 20, 2009

Chest Bacon

n. a woman's breasts.
Chest = Boobs = Fat = Bacon = CHEST BACON

Ma'am, you have lovely chest bacon today.
May I have a taste of your chest bacon?

by darkerthought7 December 7, 2009

Snap-Backing

When your penis bends to incredible lengths before inevitably breaking and returning to it's neutral position, mangled and distorted. The name is given due to the snapping noise the penis makes as the muscles tear.

Bro, she was riding me yesterday, but she totally ruined it when she gave me a Snap-Back!

My boyfriend and I had rough, passionate, brutal, ball busting, jaw snapping, snap-backing anal sex yesterday.

by Richar Dick October 3, 2019

in the bacon

to be closely spaced together, or tightly packed as bacon is in a frying pan.

"All 10 of us drove Route 66 together in a Civic...we were in the bacon!"

"I don't have any land so I have to grow my herb garden in the bacon using my closet as a greenhouse."

"I've been cramming for this test all day. Sorry, my to-do list is in the bacon!"

by Kha March 19, 2008

Grilling the bacon on both sides

Something so perverse, so unutterably horrible, that it cannot be referred to except obliquely

"See that man? Over there? Someone caught him grilling the bacon on both sides."

by gruntyphish August 5, 2009