glass bastard

Basically the best insult ever, as popularized by Dane Cook.

You glass bastard... you glass bitch.
DON'T TOUCH ME YOU DRINK.

by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005

bastard balls

a complete bastard whom fathers many bastard children with his over-active man-goo contained within his ball sack "bastard balls"

"hey bastard balls fuck right off"

by mattgc November 21, 2006

bastard

1.A person born to unmarried parents

2.One who aggravates

1. Blayze is a bastard

2. Shut up bastard!

by DizzyLizzy December 7, 2006

bastard-ass

Someone who is completey oblivious to their actions, unaware of reactions and such.

Thanks for takin' a leak on that chicks sofa, you bastard-ass.

by daveydeadite May 17, 2005

Horny bastard

Someone who is always horny and is typically named Carlos. Usually are still virgins as well.

Carlos keeps on showing us pictures of girls from Instagram that he has a zero chance of getting. What a horny bastard !!

by NotPapiIvan January 1, 2018

cock bastard

some one who is a piece of shit

your a fuckng cock bastard

by Kc August 27, 2003

stereotypical bastard

1.) Everyone who posted a definition in the emo section.
2.) Someone who is very stereotypical about everything and judges someone or something on how it looks and not by their personality.

Dude, that guy is such a stereotypical bastard and just thinks his opinions are fact.

by DJsteak April 21, 2006