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Bradley

Wants to die, but people keep telling him no, not realising the burden his life is to him.
Bradley: I want to die

Others: no stop, please

Bradley (to self): If only they knew of the burden I carry
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Hottest male and will get a girl obsessed with him. Will do anything to make his girl feel comfortable and will make sure his girl is safe. He is smart but doesn’t like to try. He is loyal and loves his girlfriend but doesn’t like to show it
Girl 1: Brady is so hot!

Girl 2: i know I’m obsessed
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Braddocking

Doing something you shouldn't be doing.

See - Jay walking
"That's some classic Braddocking right there"

"That's a Braddocking"
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Bradley

Is a giant bear. The bear claws show when aggravated, but the heart is the warmest, safest place, that loves irrevocably provided you are allowed in and have earned it.

They have a piercing gaze; hawk-eyed and penetrating. Bradleys usually have a beautiful Irish blue as their colour. Their features are stunning, and you can't help but stare and appreciate a Bradley.
Bradleys tend to underestimate their abilities, but once they see their potential and true talent, they will show their pride and wear it. Bradleys are tough, inside and out. They will really show it when someone tries to prod at them in a disrespectful way, they always stick up for themselves and the ones they hold dearest to their hearts.

Bradleys are ALWAYS down to munch on food. They have a belly full of honey at all times. Being in a Bradleys arms.. is, well, the closest you will ever be to heaven. That is your heaven. That's your home. Your safety.
Bradleys also have a really nice dick. Goddamn, can they ever dick down good. Sometimes, they CAN be dicks, but usually to pester you until they have an excuse to spank you and fuck you.
On the note of making love, It's an experience beyond tantra. It's pure.
Bradleys tend to go on tirades they are most passionate about, but the thinf is when they do, you actually listen, because of their amazing oratory skills. People do and will be intimidated by his knowledge, talents, and creative input. That's their envy.

Did I mention Bradleys have nice dicks?
Girl 1: "well fuck my ass and call me Varg, there goes Bradley again making my knickers wet and my heart flutter.."

Girl 2: "That Bradley is a fucking dickhead! He doesn't agree with my views but I STILL want him to get me pregnant!"
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Brady is a really sweet guy, but can insult people and not know it. He’s always looking on the bright side, and can hypnotize any girl with his big hazel eyes. He is definitely a ladies’ man, and very forgiving to his best friends, even if they just cussed him out. You wanna be his friend, because you don’t wanna be on his bad side. Not a great boyfriend since he’s flirty, but he makes an effort but just doesn’t know what to do. He cares about his friends and will beg for your friendship back if you leave him. He’s popular and he doesn’t care if u have a butt to be his girlfriend. You will die for his laugh of approval, because just him smiling at you can turn your whole day around. He’s interested in sports, and always tries his hardest at everything he does. He’s a mastermind, but not in a nerdy way. Some people are haters, but if you know him you cannot let him go.
Carly: Ugh I hate Brady! He’s just so mean to me!
Kate: You must have gotten on his bad side. He’s so nice and considerate if you’re nice back.
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Bradley

Bradley may seem like a nice, loving, outgoing, hardworking, intelligent & genuine guy at first, but as time passes, it’s not so great. Keep a Bradley for as long as you can, but not for too long, or things go bad. A Bradley can have multiple personality’s and can change very easily. A Bradley will show you love and support, but can get jealous and angry often, be careful if you’re with a Bradley. As long as you treat him right, he will treat you right. Bradley can become quite scary or creepy at times, but he doesn’t mean it deep down. Bradley’s usually have curly hair, a very deep voice and wonderful blue eyes, he is willing to do anything and everything for that special one, but tends to get obsessive over time. He can be amazing in a bed, but he isn’t the most trustworthy of people. Keep a bradley and treat him right for as long as you can, but not for too long! Look after and have respect for a Bradley.
Omg 😱This guy has a really big penis, i think i met a bradley!
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Brad is a player, Brad is also a poes
Brads a player coz he has a girlfriend, but he is also a poes coz he is a bitch
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