dick in a box

1. make a hole in a box
2. put your junk in that box
3. make her open the box

It's a dick in a box, giirll.
I want a dick in a box for Kwanzaa.
by George Ellis December 22, 2006
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ROWDY BOX

tainted vagina; dirty, smelly, or diseased female genitalia.
"I was taking off her panties when I realized that she had a rowdy box. I stopped short, made a mumbled excuse about a prior engagement, went home, and puked..."
by Pyair September 16, 2005
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Goon Box

Colloquial term for cask wine. Common among young Australians due to it's high alcohol content and low cost. Also referred to as a box of goon.
I brought a Goon Box. We are gonna get so smashed!
by Chanel_5 January 02, 2011
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Rant box

You use someone as your rant box when you just bitch to them without regard for what they think. Usually done by someone upset about something not directly related with their rant box.
"Man, Stacy used me as a rant box last night and I couldn't get away."
by Lamezors5546 October 08, 2007
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Squawk box

n. Someone that talks overly much in an annoying screechy voice. They can usually imitate crows mating calls pretty good too.

Squawk Box: So this ooone time I was waaawking down the streeeet and I met this waaanderfawl guh-uyyy and I fehhhlll down a hawwwl and... *caww cawww*

Passer-by to friend: What a squawk box.
by jadamcmiles November 23, 2006
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Slam box

Vagina, pussy, sin-hatch.
When I took off her panties, her slam box was staring me right in the face.
by Chigbot May 28, 2009
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Stain Box

Otta my way, Stain Box.
by Jay Jay Hammer November 07, 2007
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