chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Button Face

A specific breed of Scottish person that has a big head but a small face, to the extent that it resembles a button that is sown onto a shirt.

That button face won’t stop going on about deep fat fried Mars bars.

by Watervole July 4, 2018

mountain face

A man whose smug face resembles that of the Rocky Mountains

Neil was too much of a mountain face for Malarie to resist

by Fluke69 February 25, 2017

Dead-face

Deep facing a dead person or people for money or power

Dead-face or dead-facing could lead to legal trouble in the sense of who owns another humans image after death? Especially a celebrity.

by Gouh aziko April 19, 2022

Dildo face cock sucker

A dildo face cock sucker is someone who has a penis shaped face and sucks cock.

Person 1: ur ugly
Person 2: well ur a dildo face cock sucker

by The person who defines names June 6, 2023

Bold face lie

Sonething mac tells you when he is lieing , not just a lie a bold face lie.

Thats a bold face lie , what a bold face lie , dont bold face lie like mac.

by Brandi m dukes January 1, 2020

face jumper

Huge beard.

"It's going to be a cold winter this year"
"Yeh bro, I'm gonna grow a face jumper!"

by weirdy beardy September 2, 2009