Sex

Sex, means to hug someone why would i lie ask your mom or dad if he didn't get milk

Me "Hey, wanna have sex teach?"

Teach "Sure!!"

by my long schlong jr November 5, 2021

sex drug

An urban dictionary user's wet dream.

Had a dream about a sex drug. Woke up with a mess in my bedsheets.

by WILODR January 18, 2025

sex

What every internet stranger had with my mom

My mom brings home her new boyfriend to meet me. “Hello Alex,” he says. “Or do you prefer the name 𝑥_𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑥𝑥?“

“Madman772?” I say, my voice dripping with fear.
“Thats right,” His smile was sinister — his tone powerful. “I told you I’d have sex with your mom, 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛’𝑡 𝐼?“ I let out a scream of pure primal terror.

by I am a heccin egg July 4, 2022

Sex

Sex is something some wait for, and some have sex early because they are bored. Sex is crazy fun, and sex is overrated. Chocolate or vanilla? What flavor do I choose? I chose a mixture of both. Delicious! Sometimes hot and sometimes cold.

What kind of sex do I want tonight?

by Lamblove724 December 2, 2021

Sex

Inside cuddles

Me: Babe I want Inside cuddles
Babe: What???
Me: I want the sex you dump fuck

by Kai The Person December 20, 2022

Gay sex

Two or more men having intercourse.

Roy was jerking off in the bathroom when he got a hard on and looked at body building magazines. He got interrupted when his childhood friend, Jason walks in on him about to cum. Roy's heart drops and Jason weirdly stands still just staring at Roy's dick and the magazines. "I DIDINT know you were gay..." Jason says. Roy stays silent and puts his pants up and walks out. Before passing Mason Mason grabs Roy's Buldge and feels on it. Both of them like the feeling and then Mason takes off Roy's pants and starts sucking his hard cock. "Suck it harder" Roy says. "Whatever you say" Then, they start to have gay sex. Roy fucks Mason and he cums inside Mason. They both moan loudly. And their white mess is everywhere.

by Gdfhyfcbnuyf June 18, 2024

super sex

the best sex that makes you nut but in 0.00000000002 seconds

420 + 69 = super sex

by bmeth999999 July 15, 2021