Skip to main content

Zero

Zero is the precise amount of bitches I will obtain.
by TheRuszard April 3, 2024
mugGet the Zeromug.

Participant Zero

A Participant Zero is a no life looser who sits on his fat butt all day looking at pictures of stuff he will never get. He thinks he can actually be cool by talking to people in a rude manor. He tries to flirt with girls and gets rejected because his dick is too small. Not only is he unloved by his family, but he is unloved by the people of his own race. He makes Asians look bad and Bronies of all kinds disgrace him. People die of laughter when they see his chinky face. If you are a Participant Zero, You have no soul.
Ex: " Oh My God! Participant Zero is online! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!"
Ex: " Everyone Throw Tomatoes At the Participant Zero!"
by CupCake304 December 3, 2011
mugGet the Participant Zeromug.

Pull a Zero

#1: To pull a Zero IQ/Brain Cell Move.

#2:To pull off quite possibly the worst idea that a man can think of.
#3: Glorified way of saying 'intentional Brain Fart'
#4: Making a word definition that nobody will understand
Dude 1: yo uh should I pay my electricity bill for this month?
Dude 2: dude...just 'Pull a Zero' at that point.
Dude 1: what the fuck does that mean
Dude 2: I dunno man I saw it on the urban dictionary so it must be cool to say
by EtherDude May 6, 2023
mugGet the Pull a Zeromug.

Zero Pops

How many drinks it would take to fuck another person.
McGowan: Hey Nicky, you think that chick is hot?
Nicky: ZERO POPS
by BC1969 March 24, 2022
mugGet the Zero Popsmug.

Zero

The probability that this has only to do with big floppy weiners and retard sex cults.
Hym "Otherwise it wouldn't have had the effect that it's had..."

Iam "You gotta stop doing that."

Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."

Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."

Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."

Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."

Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
mugGet the Zeromug.

Snake pit zero

One who claims to save lives at the Indy 500, but in actuality gives CPR to healthy, breathing people.
Did you hear about the girl named Snake Pit Zero that could have killed someone at the Indy 500??
by GFYAH December 10, 2019
mugGet the Snake pit zeromug.

Share this definition