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wokester 

An easily offended 20-something idiot who believes the word 'woke' legitimizes their self-centered view of the world. These individuals often lack skills in civil discourse, or an educated background in any subject they rant in.
Bob: Hey Jim, check out that San Francisco wokester blocking conservative speakers from voicing their 1st amendment rights in a civil, university sponsored debate.

Jim: Yeah, what a useless waste.
wokester by brobean June 5, 2017

Wokefest 

Short for Woke Festival. When a television show demonstrates blatant and obsessive virtue signaling to the point where that seems to be the primary reason for it to exist rather than as entertainment.
The new Trek TV series doesn't have a plot, it's just a wokefest of actors.
Wokefest by thedm96 January 8, 2021

Woketropolis 

Noun - The the second largest city in the mythical land of Wokistan. The cultural epicenter of all things woke, and the premier spring break destination for aspiring Woketopians, Woketards and Wokefarians, who need to left off some steam after a full year of burning down and looting American cities and hurting innocent people in the process.
This year, the Woke Cartel will be vacationing in Woketropolis, and will then pub crawl their way back to New Woke City, leaving a long snail trail dripping from their asses along the way.
Woketropolis by La Pluma May 15, 2021

Wokesplaining 

The process of incoherently spreading irrational and contradictory racial-theories by using hyperbole, whataboutism, and bullying.
Antifa Karen was wokesplaining to a black person that white binary lesbians are the most enlightened force on planet earth before dude straight up smacker her upside her helmet-covered head.

wokehole 

an annoying self-righteous leftist. A supercilious leftist.
Gawd I am so sick of these wokeholes that think everything is racists. Know nobody is going to hire college graduates anymore because they are just a bunch of wokeholes.
wokehole by supercilious2 July 13, 2020

Woketard 

A green/Purple haired fat democrat who is a PC Leftist cult Sheopleton
That green haired overweight democrat woketard is blocking the starbuck's lineup with her 17 different directive frappacino latte again , while wearing 4 masks and a saladbar shield .
Woketard by Infadel_macgee April 28, 2021