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Wind rivered

The act of being murdered by close friends or coworkers with the purpose of removing you from the picture, and allowing them to run a train on your partner. Or your partner’s coworkers or close friends killing them, with the intent of running a train on you. Can refer to either.
Damn Kieth, remember that scene in wind river where they wind rivered that one dude and his girlfriend. That was such a wind river moment.
by DuckPondMan April 9, 2021
mugGet the Wind riveredmug.

The Wind chime

When you hit an angry guit and fart at the same time
I hit the wind chime and my girlfriends jaw dropped
by Ab050600 May 10, 2025
mugGet the The Wind chimemug.

Dick winded

The act of inflating a used fleshlight, then blowing the air out towards somebody else.
Dude, I totally dick winded her last night!
by Thotomas prime March 1, 2019
mugGet the Dick windedmug.

Stick the wind up them

Term used to express dissatisfaction of a groups or individuals motivation and encouragement of managerial force to motivate groups or individuals to show more urgency, detail, or quality in there work.
Once your in the meeting can you "Stick the wind up them" so that they understand the task is urgent.
by Big 'Orse October 24, 2018
mugGet the Stick the wind up themmug.

Wind tunnel

Wrapping your lips around, and/or sucking the fart out of a dead seagull
Remember when tooch did the wind tunnel with IT?
by qball da blumpkin king September 21, 2019
mugGet the Wind tunnelmug.

Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
mugGet the Wind off a stonemug.

wind eye

Wind eye: (noun, 😑) an eye condition resulting from any affliction which impairs a person's ability to thrive. Most noticeable in a person's decreased eye lid strength. Treatments include sunglasses, rest, eye drops and eye lid exercises. There is no known cure.
Last night, I successfully eradicated my wind eye from the weekend, but made sure to contract a fresh case this morning 😑

Yo, Jake just busted in 😑 serious wind eye
by Ksa December 14, 2023
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