Finn Williams

He is a sex machine

nothing more
nothing less

girl: finn williams is a sex machine

girl:everybody knows that why are u even telling me

by doctor strangeboy December 16, 2019

william maslin

He is Porn obsessed British teenager who pretends he knows memes when hes actually a bit of a normie and accuses other kids of being normies.

Fuck off William Maslin.
William Maslin, we need to talk about all that Latino porn you've been watching

by ALLUMINIUM SNACK BAR September 14, 2018

William TURDner

A perfect ass pirate. He is an Orlando Bloom lookalike.

William TURDner is starring soon in 'Ass pirates of San Fagcisco'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 06, 2021

William Parker

A factory in Hastings that makes smug people.

"That Jamie is such a smug cunt"
"'Course he is, he went to William Parker"

by Captain Quango March 06, 2012

Ya William

When you didn’t mean it when you said it so you act like you said it to William!

Hey Sami you fucking idiot faggot

I’m going to beat your ass for that!

Ya William!!

by hanslanda88 August 18, 2023

William B.

The car guy who likes to look at cars

The william b. fixed my car.

by Cheap and rusty car guy November 11, 2019

william strat

Instead of using toilet paper when you take a dump, you use your index finger

“Hey bro we’re out of toilet paper”
“Just use the William Strat bro”

by Dredgen-Azreal June 22, 2019