Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"
by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023
Get the Midnight hand washingmug. Taking a bottle of top shelf whiskey, shoving it inside your partners anus and unload the entire bottle. Now take cubes of cheddar and pop them in the brisket pipe and let it brew. By now your partner is drunk as f*ck releasing the cheese dip from the cob hole for you to enjoy.
Baby, I know it’s almost dinner but I sure could go for some of that Wisconsin whiskey wash right now.
by Jeff October 23, 2020
Get the Wisconsin whiskey washmug. by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016
Get the washing machine failmug. 1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.
2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."
2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."
by Jrmillertime May 6, 2023
Get the Dutch car washmug. by Big Board July 28, 2021
Get the Tik-Tok Washedmug. by TheDonkeyBomber June 3, 2018
Get the Satan's Car Washmug. while living in council bluffs, it is the act of a police officer searching your meth mobile and seizing your meth and other crackhead drugs
by counciltuckyresident January 11, 2019
Get the counciltucky car washmug.