Human Washing Machine

A man who makes weird noises believing in fact, he is a human washing machine.

Is that a human washing machine in your house Dan?
Nah.
Don't lie to me Dan.

by Penncilvester February 01, 2018

Lasagna

A double entendre that means a delicious Italian meal OR a secret code word used for weed.

Josh: Hey Dan you been eating any good lasagna recently?
Dan: Nah my Landlord has been all in my business.
Josh: Damn man I need some more lasagna.

by Penncilvester February 12, 2018