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turkey drippings

turkey drippings are the loose gravey like liquid shit coming from the cat's ass after leaving the litterbox. The drippings can also emenate from the nasty ass of humans who are casual about their potty habits.
Our cat, Little Guy, walks proudly while leaving a trail of his nasty ass turkey drippings on the freshly cleaned carpet.
You can smell the turkey drippings coming from that guy's ass.
by Frank Giove, July 27, 2007
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Turn state

To become a Rat, Snitch, Bitch,Coward, no longer a man. To work with the Police,Po-Po,Twelve, One time,D.A.,DEA.
"Ohh shit, you still mess with Billy? They Square ass lame will turn state on you in a heartbeat!"

Federal inmate NUTTY#45923: "Hey Stacks what are you in for?"

Federal inmate Stacks#56484: "One of my fake Homeboy's got cracked in october and he couldn't be gone till november, so he wore a wire and set me up.He had a ET finger in court and turned state on me!"
by Nobody1785 November 2, 2011
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Tuck Yo Chain

(v)To literally tuck your chain or medallion underneath your shirt for protective reasons. So as not to get snapped off your neck by thugs.

(adv)Describes a rough situation or neighborhood that you would want to watch your back while being in.

An expression that stresses the ghettoness or thuggery of a club/neighborhood/situation.

Fat Joe uses it frequently.
An friend would tell another friend to "Tuck yo chain" if they were about to enter a club or situation that has thuggish characters that would be interested in stealiong your chain.
by Hugh Beezie December 2, 2004
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Baking a turd

To hold in a shit for a painfully long period of time, also known as baking one or having clay in the kiln
Dude we've been driving for 5 hours and I've been baking a turd for 4 of 'em, pull the fuck over.
by Johnny Kinnell July 22, 2006
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Turdette

1. Person is the female version of “Turd.”
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.
Turdette: “Turd” is so like super fit you guys! Those ripped biceps of his and those washboard abs of steel. (has a keggar where his belly should be and flabby arms that touches the floor)

Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)

Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)

Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)
by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010
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Turkwise

1. The epitome of everything. Turkwise is that which Mana-sama seeks to control and needs all the time. Beware the DIX wrath when he's run out of it.

2. The cool(aid) way of saying turquoise.
1. Mana: -Oh shit, where has mah turwisez gone?!?-

2. "Now available in all five food groups: Red, Urnge, Green, Blue, and Turkwise.
by roflbot June 26, 2009
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He was just turning his life around

The phrase commonly said by a career criminal’s family to the media after getting killed by the police or citizen during the commission of a felonious act. The deceased victim’s family will tell tall stories of how the deceased was going to be a sports star or a rapper.
My son graduated Chino State “College” and he was just turning his life around.
by Crime don't pay February 10, 2012
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